At and given moment:

FACT; 89,000,000 people are having sex
FACT: 33,000,000 of them are alone.
FACT: 78,000,000 are kissing or engaged in some other form of foreplay.
FACT: 67,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: One old person is reading funny jokes online

You hang in there, sunshine! Your time is gonna come.

Then there's the one about the college prof who is giving a lecture on sex + asks the class for a show of hands, who has sex once a week. A few hands go up. Now he asks how many once a month. A few more hands go up. Then he asks about once a year + this one excited guy jumps up + down with his hand in the air. The prof says, sex once a year + you're excited? Why? The guy replies Tonight's the night!

quote:

FACT: One old person is reading funny jokes online

Damn, must be me.

Dave