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What do you call a gay Jew?
Heblew!

What do you call an Irish gay?
Gaylick

What do you call a Chinese gay?
Chewmanchew.

What do Arabs call gay?
Those who fuck from where they fart.


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98 % of monkey pox cases are spread by gay men having sex , but we're not allowed to call it a homosexual problem. Big Grin

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Speaking of the Irish; there is Michael Fitzpatrick + Patrick Fitzmichael.


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How do seat 4 gay men on a bar stool?

YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN ! Eeker

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What’s the favorite dish of Asian homosexuals? Sum Young Guy


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Met a friend of a friend.

Gay married to another man.

He said that our mutual friend told him I was a funny man.

I said I can be, but I tend to annoy people.

He asked how.

I told him a number of absolutely disgusting jokes about gays.

The poor sod couldn’t stop laughing.

He was actually crying with laughter.

Kept saying “wait till my husband hears these!”

We ended up friends! clap


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Read the last sentence----remind me not to turn my back to you! Big Grin Roll Eyes archer

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Like going to San Fransisco, the city of "Brotherly Shove".


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Saeed, you're right though; some folks have more of a sense of humor than others. The best Jew jokes I ever heard were told by Jews.


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I cannot understand people with no sense of humor.

If one cannot laugh at oneself, he is not human.


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What’s a gay’s favorite pickup line at a gay bar? “Let me push in your stool”.


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What is Lesbian Architecture? No studs, tongue in groove


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There were gay dinosaurs you know!

The male ones are called: Megasoreass
The female ones are called: Lickalotopuss
 
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Why do gays check out of a hotel faster than straights? "Because they already have their shit packed."


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Grizzly,

Back in the early 80's, we said the same thing about AIDS. Back then, we thought it wasn't our problem.
 
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Originally posted by lavaca:
Grizzly,

Back in the early 80's, we said the same thing about AIDS. Back then, we thought it wasn't our problem.


Scary part is Monkey pox could go the same route unless we deal with it realistically, NOW.

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A friend of mine's wife was an RN who worked at Breckenridge Hospital in downtown Austin in the 70s She tells the story about this young man brought in by his parents to the ER with abdominal pains was taken to the exam room where the doctor discovered that he had a 26" dbl. Headed dildo shoved up his ass, + somehow his sphincter muscles contracted + he couldn't get it out. Anyway the Doctor got it out + said put in a specimen bucket + if the parents want it, etc. Anyway, after that all the nurses started to call him Dr. Dolittle (of the push-me-pull-you fame). Cool
 
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I thought the gay mans favorite dinosaur was the Soreassalot.
 
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The difference between a fag and a refrigerator is

When you take the meat outa the refrigerator------IT DOESN'T FART!

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"They fuck from where they fart"

Is an old saying we have! clap


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Why is a gay guy unlike a microwave? A microwave won’t brown your meat.


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