VOTERS


Voters - We're in more trouble than I (or
anyone else) imagined!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the
real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he
didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun
rise in the North?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the
east, (and has for some time),
she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep
up with that stuff.". . . .
. . She also votes!


I used to work in technical support for a 24x7
call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours
the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." . . . . . .
He also votes!.


So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in
our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the admin. assistants talking
about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down
in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the
car was moving." . . . .
She also votes!


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car.
It's designed to cut through a
seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in
the trunk. . . . . . . My
sister also votes!


My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we
bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
discount. . . . . He also votes!


I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a
woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend
said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?" I
explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned.
. . . . . My friend also votes!


My girlfriend and I were picking up some
sandwiches from the sub place last
week and she asked the clerk which of two
sandwiches was better. The clerk
didn't have an opinion but did say that the
first sandwich was more
expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look
on her face and asked, "If
that's the case, why are they both listed with
the same price on the menu?"
To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we
add tax to the turkey."
. . . . . The clerk also votes!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport
baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there
that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived
yet?". . . . . .

She also votes!

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Live,Laugh,Love, NOW

here is a true story to add to your list.
Back when I worked at Subway, a coworker of mine was hitting on the girl. In the course of the conversation he found out that she was going to school at the local Cosmotology school. He asked her how long the course was. She replied "Its either 12 months or a year, Im not sure which".
She votes. She also uses sharp pointy objects next to your head. not sure which is scarier.