A bride and groom on their honeymoon about to consumate their marriage. Upon disrobing the groom tosses his pants to his bride and says, "Try these on."

The young bride replies, "I can't wear your pants, they are too big." To which the groom proclaims, "That's right honey, you just remember who wears the pants in this house."

The bride then tosses her pants to her groom and says, "try these on." Not able to even get one leg in he states, "I can't get into your pants."

The bride assures him, "That's the way it's going to stay untill you change your attitude."