Jack went to a urologist and told the doctor that he was having a problem. "Well, doctor, I am having trouble gaining and keeping an erection, but I never had any trouble before I got very sick a while ago."

After a complete exam the doctor determined that the muscles around the base of his manhood were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was little or nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might be applicable, if Jack were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk to replace the damaged tissue.

Jack thought about it for a while. He was a young man, and the thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, Jack decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, Jack was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his young wife and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, Jack unzipped his fly and immediately his equipment sprung from his pants, rose to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants.

His wife was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said, "Jack, that was incredible. Can you do that again?" Jack, with his eyes watering, replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure I can fit another roll up my arse"

"cock gag"

I was thinking it was a new way of keeping her quiet.

Oops

Ouch!!!