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Single hunting female wanted
Single hunting female wanted
Looking for one of attractive 20-35 year old gals that is the soul heiress to a nice shooting estate, cattle ranch, or group of oil wells. A single doctor, trust fund baby, or veteranarian would probably be ok as well.
Would help if they had their own pair of Purdey, Boss, or Holland 20 bores, and a spare set in 12 or 16 for me. Nice Land Rover would be very welcome, or a decent Dodge 3500 Turbo Diesel and a newer Lance Camper. Horses and dogs are welcome, kids are generally not, though a twin sister that likes to experement would be great.
Prefer a UK girl with her own land, but I'd be pretty happy with a Argentinian, Canadian, Kiwi, South African, or European with the same qualities. American girls without shitty attitudes will be considered.
Photos and blank checks will all be considered.
cheers,
D99
16 August 2008, 03:08
WillAnd you wonder why any American girls in your acquaintance have shitty attitudes?
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16 August 2008, 03:48
muzzaDown here we like to take really ugly girls with us when we go on long hunting trips .
When they start to look attractive we know its time to head home...
In Australia they take ugly sheep instead of wimmen.....
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16 August 2008, 03:52
wingmanHave her to send photos of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there an American woman--anywhere--WITHOUT a shitty attitude?
114-R10David
16 August 2008, 04:59
SlattsThere may be a reason that's all the women you know have schitty 'tudes. Have you ever considered that it might be you?
16 August 2008, 05:06
jstevensIt's not an American thing, very few women without shitty attitudes, fortunately I have one and another plus is that she can't count guns or tell one from the other.
A shot not taken is always a miss
16 August 2008, 05:36
adrookquote:
Originally posted by muzza:
Down here we like to take really ugly girls with us when we go on long hunting trips .
When they start to look attractive we know its time to head home...
In Australia they take ugly sheep instead of wimmen.....

16 August 2008, 06:05
MJinesquote:
Originally posted by jstevens:
. . . she can't count guns or tell one from the other.
You have truly been blessed by the Creator.
Mike
16 August 2008, 06:22
Grumulkinquote:
It's not an American thing, very few women without shitty attitudes, fortunately I have one and another plus is that she can't count guns or tell one from the other.
Women in general can't count past three. If you get more than three guns, they're known as "those" guns and you can get as many as you like.
My wife recently said she thought I might have as many as a dozen Encore barrels...I'll just let her keep on thinking that...
16 August 2008, 06:28
Jim Manionquote:
Originally posted by D99:
Would help if they had their own pair of Purdey...
D99
Heh. You sure you don't mean a "purdey pair" rather than a pair of Purdey?
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16 August 2008, 06:34
MJinesI thought he meant a pair of pretties. I knew what he was talking about.
Mike
16 August 2008, 07:22
ireload2I think I saw your future standing on the corner with a sign a few weeks back
It said "Will work for jet fuel"
16 August 2008, 07:31
olcrip"Will work for jet fuel" Now that's really cleaver. We have a couple of guys in the River Cities that sit on the interstate off ramps with signs that read "Homeless, will work for food" They are homeless because the sold their houses and the new one isn't finished! I wonder if a sign like "Horny, will work for some" wouldn't get me arrested?

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16 August 2008, 07:47
Sambar 9.3quote:
Originally posted by muzza:
Down here we like to take really ugly girls with us when we go on long hunting trips .
When they start to look attractive we know its time to head home...
In Australia they take ugly sheep instead of wimmen.....
Your wimmen are kind of woolly... Are you sure you're not mixing that up? Or do you leave your wife at home so you can catch up with your "girl friends" in the paddock?
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
16 August 2008, 08:10
Joel/AKAn american gal without a shitty attitude is rare, thats why I scooped mine up when I did.
She dont care about me and my guns, I can buy what I want as long as the money is there and the other stipulations is that I dont touch her really nice MarkX (bitch). Plus she is a taxidermist, which in a way is kinda bad.
I make one bad cut and I cant live it down. It takes forever for me to get my mounts done. So sleeping with a taxidermist does not get your crap done faster (maybe thats not a compliment on myself...hmmmm).
A lesson in irony
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us... "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
Thus ends today's lesson in irony.
17 August 2008, 01:37
mr rigbyOwww the girls that likes to shoot and to hunt, so few and sp desired by so many....
Add a work profession like nurse and they are even fewer .....
17 August 2008, 13:39
Karl SWhy on earth should she have a Land ROVER??? Surely you meant a Land CRUISER?
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17 August 2008, 14:20
Sambar 9.3quote:
Originally posted by mr rigby:
Owww the girls that likes to shoot and to hunt, so few and sp desired by so many....
Add a work profession like nurse and they are even fewer .....
Nah, you just have to shop around...

Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
quote:
Originally posted by Karl S:
Why on earth should she have a Land ROVER??? Surely you meant a Land CRUISER?
Karl your telling me that you prefer the independant front suspension of your beloved landcruiser over that of the solid front axel and Catipillar grade lug nuts of the Land Rover?
quote:
Originally posted by Sambar 9.3:
quote:
Originally posted by mr rigby:
Owww the girls that likes to shoot and to hunt, so few and sp desired by so many....
Add a work profession like nurse and they are even fewer .....
Nah, you just have to shop around...
Hunting nurses, we need more of that!
I actually know a 41 year old hunting nurse, and she's not bad looking, just too old for me.
17 August 2008, 17:24
RaySendero Tiffany Lalosky
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17 August 2008, 18:06
RaySendero Eliza Dushka
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18 August 2008, 01:52
stillbeemanD99, if your dick was as big as your ego, the women'd be huntin' you.

18 August 2008, 02:12
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I once was at a friends get together and the television was on. A supermodel was on a commercial and a man, at the party, looked at his wife and said,"God, I wish you looked like her"! Without blinking an eye she replied,"Honey, if I looked like her, I sure and the hell wouldn't be with you"!

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18 August 2008, 08:42
billinthewildI'm looking as well with much the same criteria, but for an Argentine lady about 90-95....in a wheelchair instead of a Land Rover

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quote:
Originally posted by stillbeeman:
D99, if your dick was as big as your ego, the women'd be huntin' you.
My girlfriend is a beautiful and very sweet doctor (I am already a trophy boyfriend), was just trying to get a rise out of the moderators.
Mary that's a funny story, at 250 pounds and bald as a bat, I don't dare make jokes like that.