Adam and Eve were happy in the Garden of Eden.

God decides to create the sea, but instructs Adam NEVER to let Eve go swimming.

Adam agreed and for weeks did not let her go swimming.

When his back was turned however, Eve ran to the shore and dived in.

Immediately God cries to ADAM:

"ADAM, WHAT DID I TELL YOU - NOW I'LL NEVER GET THE SMELL OFF THOSE FUCKING FISH"