A guy has to leave on an extended business trip. He is married to a gorgeous woman who is also almost a nymphomaniac. Obviously the guy doesn't want her to be looking for other men while he is gone. He happens to spot an odd looking Caribbean curio shop and wanders in. He sees a number of all kinds of dildos but he is quite sure that his wife never would be satisfied by a dildo. He speaks to the old proprietor and asks about something to satisfy a woman - and that he is willing to spend a very great deal of money for the right item. The proprietor tells him that he has what he calls a "Voodoo dick" and brings it out from a safe. The guy looks at it and it seems to be a dildo just like any other. He says so. The proprietor says: " Ah, no! This is very special. Watch!" The proprietor says to the dildo: " keyhole!' Immediately the dildo is at the keyhole of the shop door and drilling into the keyhole of the door with a force and vibration that the door panels begin to split! The guy says he'll take it. After paying a huge sum, he takes the dildo home and explains to his wife that he is sure she will enjoy this dildo in his absence.

The husband now is gone several days and the wife is feeling very horny. She remembers about the dildo and tries it. It is heaven for her! She has repeated orgasms -but finally has come to a point of happy exhaustion. She can't figure out how to turn off the dildo. It keeps going and going!. Finally, in desperation, she dresses and decides to drive to a hospital emergency room.

As she is driving, the dildo keeps drilling and vibrating. She loses control of the car and lands in a ditch.

A police officer who has been following behind and suspecting drunk driving is right there. The wife explains frantically:" My husband bought me this awful Voodoo dick and now I can't get rid of it! This Voodoo dick is why I landed in the ditch!".

The cop says: " Voodoo dick, my ass!"