As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became

aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to

come up
to the height of the first step of the bus.



Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus

driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,

thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't.



So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached

behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the

second
time attempted the step.



Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg

With a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind

to
unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.



About this time, a large
Texan who was standing

behind
her picked her up easily by the waist

and
placed her gently on the step of the bus.



She went ballistic and turned to the

would-be
Samaritan

and yelled,

'How
dare you touch my body!

I don't
even know who you are!'



The Texan smiled and drawled,

'Well,
ma'am, normally I would agree with you,



but
after you unzipped my fly three times,

I kinda
figured we was friends.'

That one I sent on to my friends!

Nice one!