A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a
party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors, including Leroy, the
only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women when, at the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has
the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there
was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy started in fighting the gator and was jabbing him in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping him through the air
like some kind of Judo expert.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. He then slowly
climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a
million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host responded, "Come on, Leroy, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing!! How about a new Porsche and a Rolex ?
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy answered, "I'd just like the name of the smart alec who pushed me into
that pool with the damned alligator!!"
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Priceless