Poor fellow's dick has turned ugly shades of green and purple, is swollen and exceedingly sore. The doc isn't sure of the exact infection, but told him it has to come off or he will die. In a last desperate move he consults a Chinese physician and tells him what he has been told. The new doc examines him and asks, "Have you been to Thailand recently?" Indeed he has. Up around Khlong Nung? asks the new doc. Yes.

Ah, you got Trichomaniasis, new very bad strain, he says. But these American docs all knife-happy. No need to have it off. It fall off by itself in a few days.

Old one again!