Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it
and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview
the boy.

"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts
writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little
boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you
were," says the reporter and starts writing again.

"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy
replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you
were," says the reporter and starts writing again.

"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he
writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the
boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs,
Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new
sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"