There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand
new Mercedes
> >>convertible. He took off down the road, flooring
it up to 80 mph,
> >>enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair
he had left on
> >>his
> >>head. "This is great," he thought, and floored it
some more. He
> >>looked
> >>in his rear view mirror and there was a New York
State Trooper
> >>behind
> >>him blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I
can get away from
> >>him
> >>with no problem", thought the man, and he floored
it some more and
> >>flew
> >>down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought,
"What am I doing?
> >>I'm
> >>too old for this kind of thing", and he pulled
over to the side of
> >>the
> >>road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up
with him.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and
walked up to the
> >>man.
> >>"Sir", he said, looking at his watch, "My shift
ends in 30 minutes
> >>and
> >>today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a
reason why you were
> >>speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
you go."
> >> >
> >> > The man looked back at the Trooper and said
"Last week my wife
> >>ran off
> >>with a State Trooper, and I thought you were
bringing her back."
> >>The
> >>Trooper said, "Have a nice day."
> >