Subject: best feature

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out
of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to
my apartment, I hear someone comming." He followed her into her apartment;
she she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off
completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and
solid, and look at my skin, there are no blemishes anywhere! How can you
think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone
coming? That was me."

Awesome!

YaHooooooooooo!

Most excellent! derF

And I only thought deer had good hearing