A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the

mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised

to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.


Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry
store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
beautiful diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would

get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "OH Yes dear, I remember that
jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."

Might as well stay there, old son.

and that's when the fight started...

I Just Dont Have The Words....hehehehe

Warn all your friends not to use that tactic. Sounds suicidal to me.

He never heard the shot!!!