The only cow in the Texas A&M Dairy stopped giving milk. The Vet from the Large Animal Clinic did some research and found they could buy a cow from Texas Tech, for $600.00. They bought the cow from Lubbock, and the cow was wonderful. She produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So, they bought a bull and put him in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, she would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet School Dean, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Dean what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, and she walks away to the other side." The Dean thinks about this for a minute and asks, "Did you buy this cow in Lubbock?"

The Aggies were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow in Lubbock?"
The Dean replied with a distant look in his eye,
"My wife is from Lubbock."

How does a frog know these things ?!

I lived in Lubbock for 7 years. Some of those Lubbock women will run away, some will run right at you.

I remember these two nurses - - - better save that story for another forum.

Regards,

Terry

I thank God my wife is from McKinney!

I'd like to go down to Pharr/McAllen and reel in one of those babes from across the border, myself.