A wise person once said:

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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RE #4, that said, men do choose based on preference, and too big is just about right...

There is such a thing as too big, but those are m u c h less common than too small.

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Originally posted by Texas Killartist:
There is such a thing as too big, but those are m u c h less common than too small.

As they used to ask in my Youth, By God, or by Goodyear ?

Grizz

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
RE #4, that said, men do choose based on preference, and too big is just about right...

Anything more than a mouthful is wasted...

Only if you are O N L Y using your mouth.