A soldier, running very fast, came to a fork in the road and saw a Catholic nun.

Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes? I'll explain why later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two military police officers came running and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier on this road?"

The nun replied, "Yes, he went that-a-way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough. I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I fully understand."

The soldier added, "And I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher up, you would have also seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."