McCain and Obama were in the same barber shop getting a haircut.As they sat there each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn into politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle would smell that and think I was in a cathouse."

The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?" McCain replied, "Go ahead my wife doesn't know what the inside of a cathouse smells like."