With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”



“No,” her husband said.



She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.



Then she asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”



“No I haven't,” he said with an anxious tone.



She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.



“Now,” she cooed, “Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”



“No way,” he said, becoming even more aroused.



“Go look in the garage.”

Snort!!!

I used to have a wife like that.*

Rich

* key words in that sentence are "used to".

Ditto.