A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read: Don't Miss the Amazing Italian". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on center stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!!! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Italian was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly drops his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "My eyesa no whata they used to be"

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