The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.

Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. When she walked back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips.

Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "Please give us some wisdom before you pass-on."

The old Mother raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said,

"Don't sell that cow."

One hundred nuns are assembled in the nunnary because mother supierior has an announcement to make.

they all sit down in rows and the mother supierior speaks....

"last night I found a condom wrapper outside in the garden !" she yelled.

99 nuns gasped, one giggled.

"but that's not all, after another search I found a pair of mens underwear laying in the rose bushes"

99 nuns gasped, one giggled.

"but it gets worse !" she snapped "I also found a used condom, loaded and dribblingly full of cum!"

99 nuns gasped, one giggled.

"but, it gets even worse.... there was a large hole in the end and the cum dribbled out all over my hands"

99 nuns giggled, one gasped