Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great writer. "I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared.
"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life. I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger."
He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error messages for Microsoft.

How true!

This is funny. I really like it. From the name I gave myself, EA, I support a bunch of silly b@stards whom are quite familliar of this great writer. I guess, I am wise because they come to me and I interpret what they read and apply this as a fix until they tweak something else. But really, I want to slap them in the back of thier heads.

EA

The Bastard!