Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Suzi sitting by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Suzi: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Suzi: "No, they spread."

As Redd Foxx once said to thrls about Martini's. A toast,take 2 at the most,3 you're under the table,4 you're under the host.

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
As Redd Foxx once said to thrls about Martini's. A toast,take 2 at the most,3 you're under the table,4 you're under the host.

Foxx may well have used it, but it is widely (and apparently incorrectly) attributed to Dorothy Parker. Who actually wrote it is unknown.