A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.


We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'


She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'


She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.


She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'


She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'


If you're not sure what a 710 is, Click this link.
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

That is HILARIOUS!!!

I can't stop laughing as it reminds me of some folks I know!

Reminds me of a neighbor I had years ago. He told his old lady he was a bit low on oil in his new truck and would she pick some up while he was at work and he`d put it in when he got home.
She bought the oil and decided to be a helpful lil` gal and put it in for him. She couldn`t find a spot marked "oil" to fill it but saw a cap with a dipstick attached and took it for the oil fill.
Yep! dumped 1/3-1/2 Qt of oil in the power steering and couldn`t figure out why it wouldn`t take the rest.
I won`t tell ya her hair color.....

How about the day I was kicked back trying to relax after work when my Ex decided to do something unusual and vacuum the carpet.
Halfway through the job she pulled too hard and it became unplugged.
I pointed to the jumble about mid-way and told her that was the problem, a knot.
She untied the knot in the cord, plugged it back in, and wouldnt you just know it, it worked again!

(I still miss her, but my aim is gettin' better!)