A good looking NY girl is driving across a desolate stretch of country in the Southwest when her car breaks down. (This joke is before cell phones) An Indian on horseback comes riding by. She asks for a lift into the nearest town and the Indian agrees. She swings up behind the Indian and they start off. Shortly, the Indian whoops. They continue and the Indian keeps whooping periodically. Finally they arrive at the town gas station. The Indian rides off whooping.

The garage mechanic asks: " What did you do to make him so happy?"

The girl says: " Nothing. I simply got behind him on the horse and held on to the saddle horn to keep from falling off".

The garage guy says: " Lady, Indians ride bareback".