A new Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Donkey hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the Donkey is kept there.The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.

And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Donkey." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
understand about "urges", so the Donkey can stay ."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the Donkey to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the Donkey, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the Donkey.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the Donkey into town where
the girls are."

Life sucks, u here a great joke, and then u die

SOUNDS MORE LIKE A SECOND LT.

A new guy rides his horse into town and walks into the saloon. He asks the bar tender, "Where are the women?"
The bar tender explains that they have no women, but some guys go find a pig from the nearest farm, take them upstairs, and boink them.
The guy goes to the farm, finds a nice pig, takes it back to the saloon and starts up the stairs. The whole saloon falls silent. The guy says to the bartender, "I thought you guys in this town screw the pigs."
The bartender says, You.. You.. YOu've got Black Bart's girl."