Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"


Pharmacist: "Of course we do."


Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"


Pharmacist: "All kinds"


Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"


Pharmacist: "Definitely."


Jack: "How about suppositories?"



Pharmacist: "Yes"


Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"


Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."


Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"


Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"


Pharmacist: "We do..."



Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"


Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."


Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"


Pharmacist: "Yes."


Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list.."

Jack and Gill?! or Jack and Jill?!

Good One!!

And I don't remember. Have to write.

I'm gettin there!