You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley, reports to have intercepted this past weekend:



To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain


PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know.

Ken....

For the record would that tornado be a F1 or a F5? I ask because thats a big difference to Jodi, er I mean the screan door in question.

I like the idea presented here but our original submitter may be a little off the mark in choosing John Hinckley.
It seems to me that the "Creme de La Creme", the top shelf goods, the very best at their trade, always seem to have three names, not two.
John Wilkes Boothe, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy, Every notorious evildoer has always had three names.
But, as I said, the concept is good, and we once again thank you for a good post, Mary Hilliard-Krueger

Well, thank you for bringing that to all of our attention, I was trying to stay under the radar!

JOHN 'WARNOCK' HINKLEY......now you know why he didn't use his middle name!

I'm glad to have been of service Ma'am. Feel free to call on me anytime you need assistance. After all, that's exactly why we're all here, so we dont have to learn these things on a streetcorner or in the back seat of a car.