Anybody who wants to can use either one of these:

Sheikh_Yurbuti

Hasheed_Madrawers.

Please, feel free to add any of your own.

Peter Gozinya

Cravin' Morehead

Stew Pidasso

Felton Licktercrotch

Dick Beninya

Claude Balls

Seymour Butts

I.P. Freely

Wildcat Junkie: Good ones! Especially Peter Gozinya. Yours are good, too, murftj. What are/is Claude Balls? I don't get it.

Claude Balls was the author of "The Tigers Revenge"
Any further questions?
Y.D.

We might as well add:
Mike Hunt
Phil Ashio
Connie Lingus

What about the famous Indian cricketer:
Mahat Macote
and the equally famous singer:
Hoof Arted

Hugh Jorgan
Ben Dover
Phil McCrakin
Pork Hunt ( doesn't even matter if you say it s-l-o-w-l-y)

When I was following the punt, there was a jockey who rode in Adelaide, SA who's name was Roy Stubby. We used to say finish the day with a R Stubby (stubby is a colloquism for a bottle of beer)

FH223, I always thought Hoof Hearted was a race horse. I remember a greyhound named 'nads', crowd in the stand used to yell "Go Nads!" as he rounded the corner

I sometimes use it in a joke:

Do you do much reading? Have you ever read the book One Wild Night with a Cat by Claude Balls? Usually gets a hysterical response

Issac Hunt. We used to call the receptionist at work an' ask her to page him

Hugh G. Recshun
Haywood Jablowmi

Dr. Ivan Yurkinov

Iva Biggun

There was a topless dancer in Suitland Maryland when I was stationed there in 1970 who was advertised on the sign out front as "Lotta Peters"

She was a busty broad, too.

+ Oliver Clothesoff
+ A band I played in in the 60's - Buster Hymen and the Penetrators
+ Mike Hunt
+ Jack Imhoff - my old college room mate
+ Mike Ocksbigger
+ Phil McCracken
+ Ben Dover ( I think he was portrayed in "Deliverence"
+ Duncan Midikener
+ P.Lenny O'Toole
+ Titus Canbe
I got a million more - Haven't seen one on the list that I don't have yet, but would love to find some to add to the list -no racial slurs, please -I got enough to hold me for awhile
+

Went to basic with a guy named Hank Hunt.

There is always Ivan Yerkenoff, and the ever popular Ophelia Balls.

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