We've all heard about men having guts and balls. But how do you really

know the difference between them?



In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed

below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

assaulted by your wife with a broom,

and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying

somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,

Slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "Your next."



I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Oh man! Bad kahrma two to bad kahrma lead, we have a problem.

Well I guess those definitions leaves me out

Well I guess if divorce was already in your plans,then either one would work.