Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbor Bridge one day in his car when he saw his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below.

Bruce slammed on the brakes and shouted, "Sheila! What do you think you're doing'?"

Sheila turned around with a tear in her eye and said, "Bruce. You got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."

Bruce got a lump in his throat when he heard this and replied, "Sheila, not only are you a great f**k, but you're a good sport too!"