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Subject: Kids A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of well known proverbs and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.......................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the.......................................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before................Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of ....... Termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... How? 6. Don't bite the hand that .......... . Looks dirty. 7. No news is ......impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr 9. You can't teach an old dog new ......... Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...... Stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust ................................... Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the ................. Pigs. 13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's ................ Pollution. 15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is ....... Not much. 17. Two's company, three's ...... The Musketeers. 18. Don't put off till to morrow what ...You put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ......you have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as ............... Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not ........Spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don't succeed ......... Get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you .......See in the picture on the box. 24. When the blind lead the blind ...............Get out of the way. 25. Better late than........pregnant. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// A buddy of mine sent this to me. I thought I'd share it with y'all .... The mania for giving the Government power to meddle with the private affairs of cities or citizens is likely to cause endless trouble, through the rivaly of schools and creeds that are anxious to obtain official recognition, and there is great danger that our people will lose our independence of thought and action which is the cause of much of our greatness, and sink into the helplessness of the Frenchman or German who expects his government to feed him when hungry, clothe him when naked, to prescribe when his child may be born and when he may die, and, in fine, to regulate every act of humanity from the cradle to the tomb, including the manner in which he may seek future admission to paradise. Mark Twain "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ " "Victory or Death!" | ||
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