A guy is in his back yard and trying to fly a kite - and not doing a very good job of it. Every time the kite looks like it's getting a little altitude, it suddenly nose dives into the ground.

His wife has been watching from the kitchen window. Muttering under her breath about having to teach men everything, she opens the window and shouts: " You need more tail!".

The guy looks a little confused and says:

"Last night you told me to go fly a kite!".

quote:

Gerry375,
Your jokes are giving me hic-ups.