NEW CDC WARNING


The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's
pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving
putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...
but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are
starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and
the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and
apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really
care about.