A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her
husband opening the front door."Hurry," she said, "stand in the
corner." Then she quickly
rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with
talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just
pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room.

"Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one For their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one
for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later when
they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out
of bed, went to the
Kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I
stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody
offered me as much as a glass of water."