The little boy just got a brand new puppy. He was so excited that he decided to take to his grandmas house so she could see it. He went to the bus stop and waited for the first bus, but the driver wouldn't let him on with a puppy. So he waited for the next bus and the next one. No one would let him on with the pupply. Finally he decided to hide the puppy by putting it in his pants. The next bus let him on. He sat down next to a nice lady. Soon he started fidgeting around, and the lady asked him what was wrong. He explained about the puppy in his pants. She asked him if the puppy was housebroken yet. No came the boys reply, and he is weaned yet either

felt that one fly over my head