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Back and forth . . ..
Back and forth . . ..
In and out . . . .
In and out . . . .
A little to the right ..
A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . .
And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . .
With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards. . . .
Forward then backward. . . .
Again . . . .
and again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . .softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . .totally exhausted . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
 
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dancingWhen my son worked for Central Freight years ago he would come in early + get the truckers to give him lessons. When he finally took his commercial license test he was using a tractor w/ a 72' trailer + he just whipped it into the parallel parking slot. The DPS chick said "You must have done this before."He was smug,"Yeah a couple of times." Little shit.


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