Well, it's "shit"...that's right, "shit"!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the
English language..
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others have shit for their brains.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits.
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
some things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit going on,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the good shit,
a lot of weird shit.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
Or not do so, If you don't give a shit.
Well Shit, time to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit
and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some
shit head,
Well shit happens.

You can be

"shit faced"

but not

"look like shit"

at the same time

figure that one out...I get so confused

No sh**, Sherlock!

I politely beg to differ... It is another word that is is the most versatile word in the English language...

The Most Versatile Word In The World!!!

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical catagories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive verb ( Mary really doesn't give a fuck) ; or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).

As you can see, there are very few words with versitility of "FUCK" .Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings----------------------How the fuck are you?
Fraud--------------------------I got fucked by the car dealer.
Dismay-------------------------Oh, fuck it!
Trouble------------------------Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression---------------------Fuck You!
Disgust------------------------Fuck Me!
Confusion----------------------What the fuck-------?
Difficulty----I don't understand this fucking business.
Dispair------------------------Fucked again.
Incompetence-------------------He fucks up everthing.
Displeasure--------------------What the fuck is going on here?
Lost---------------------------Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief----------------------Unfuckingbelievable!
Retaliation--------------------Up your fucking ass!
It can be used to tell time--It's five fucking thirty!
It can be used in an anatomical description--He's a fucking asshole!
It can be used in bussiness--How the fuck did I wind up with this job?
It can be maternal-- as in "Motherfucker"
It can be politcal-- "Fuck Reagan"

And never forget General Custer's last words : "Where did all them fucking indians come from?"

Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"

And, last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame and prestige.

Today---------- say to someone- "FUCK YOU"

if someone tells you you don't know shit, study this first for an appropriate response knowing jack shit

Thanks Kmule,as I read this I was trying to remember the address that you have supplied. derf