A guy died and went to heaven and met St. Peter.

St. Peter asked him, "Have you ever done anything of merit?"

The guy thinks a minute and says, "Yes, one time I was on my way to Sturgis and I came across a group of bikers about to assault this woman, so I went up to the biggest, meanest one and pushed him on the chest and told them to leave her alone!"

St. Peter was really impressed, "When did this happen?" He asked.

Just a few minutes ago.