If walking was good for health, postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, eats only fish, drinks only water and he's fat!
The rabbit runs and jumps. But he lives only 5 years.
Turtle not running, not jumping, not swimming, she barely crawls and lives 150 years.

Conclusion: no physical exercise, no diet!

I hope I remember to tell this one to my doctor Thursday.

Sometimes, Vashper, a simple Joke is best!

Do I already approached the level of the audience?

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On AR? That is funny

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Or the joke teller,

By that reasoning my mother-in-law should have the better part of a century left in her.

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Hey! I resemble that remark rooskie!