Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everthing. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It's so humilating! Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do? Signed Clueless. Dear Clueless: Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him anymore.

Now Ken, I loved that one!!