An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a latte. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, shoveling manure, fixing flats, repairing tractors and feeding my dogs. So I guess I'm a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I'm at work, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

Awhile later, a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'No, I'm a lesbian.'

me too

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