A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
"Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we ready to go.

From now on, when I say 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I say 'Bell
tree', we gonna mek love all tru denight."

The next night he came home and shouted "Bell One" and she stripped
naked. "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed, 'Bell Tree' and they started
to make love.

After a few minutes his wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
She replied "Roll out more hose, man, you nowhere near de fire.