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A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start
eyeing each other and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips
a condom out of his pocket and she looks delighted.



Rear toilet? He suggests. Five minutes, she agrees and goes off. He waits
five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Right get that condom
on, she says. Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.


But a sharp eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up
to. So she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system.



"To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing,
and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now please put those
cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."



And what were you thinking?

I thought it was like "Hall Sex" between older married couples. They pass each other in the hall of their house going different directions and he says "Oh, fxxk you. And she says, "no Fxxk you!"