Mort follows gays to rest stops.

One cannot call Mort an asshole. Assholes have a purpose. They dump little shits like Mort into toilets where they can be flushed down the drain.
Paul B.

"Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam." --Jay Leno