Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

more truth and fiction

My suggestion is that we adopt the Pinata as a national emblem.

It represents our government at work.

It is very popular with those from below our southern border

We spend a lot of effort building up an overhead facade with all the consistency and strength of paper mache.

Then we keep all those under it blindfolded and flailing around with whatever comes to hand.

At last, someone manages to burst things asunder and for a short time both the deserving and undeserving are showered with goodies.

Then the "nanny" in charge notices we are starting to get cranky and sends us all off to take a nap.