A conversation between two gentlemen:
- Sir do you love Golf?
- No thank you, I once tried it, I didn't like.
- Then what about cricket?
- No, I once tried it, I didn't like.
- Maybe brandy?
- No thank you, I once tried it, I didn't like.
- then may be we smoke a cigar?
- No thank you, I once tried it, I didn't like, but my oldest son...
- Ah sir! You really have a younger son?!

HA! Good one!

"From Russia with love..."

Oh nyet!