The president of a very big American bank is paying a business visit to Taiwan. He has his very beautiful female assistant with him. He instructs her that since they are in the Orient that they have to act differently. He xplains that perhaps Chinese men will come on to her -and he emphasizes that she is under no obligation whatever to sleep with them - but that she should try to put them off without offending them.

Sure enough - a Chinese multimillionaire on a dinner date asks her to marry him. She remembers what her boss said to her and so she has three conditions.

First - she wants a 75 carat engagement ring and a 200 carat diamond tiara. The Chinese millionaire says: " I buy. I buy".

Second - she wants a 100 room mansion in NY and a 1000 acre estate with a 50 room chateau in southern France. The Chinese millionaire says ( after calling brokers in NY and real estate agents in France): " I buy. I buy"

Third ( and she is really getting worried because she doesn't want this guy so she comes up with the clincher) " I need a man with a 12" penis".

The Chinese millionaire turns pale (and she thinks she has him) and really looks worried. He finally speaks up: " I cut. I cut".

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he got her with that one... looks like she's fucked! (literally! )