> One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
>
>
> Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who
> lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
>
> Are you okay, what's your name?"
>
> "Its Jack , and I’m Okay thanks," I replied.
>
> "Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa,
> rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
>
> "That's mighty nice of you," I answered,but I don't think my wife would like it."
>
> "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
>
> She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive.... I was weak.
>
> "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife.won't like it."
>
> After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host.
> "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."
>
> "Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
>
> "Under the cart!" I said....

As i read the headline i thought of Dump Trump.

Poor Jack's wife.